Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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