Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He did a backflip because drugs
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