dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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