I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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