Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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