the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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