so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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