ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I will die if light touches me.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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