NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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