I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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