We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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