Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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