Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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