You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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