I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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