Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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