I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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