I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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