do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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