I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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