what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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