Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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