Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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