go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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