She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
