I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
