And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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