I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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