Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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