Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She's the barista slut.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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