what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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