At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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