Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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