Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize
