why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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