gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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