i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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