would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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