...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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