Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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