New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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