WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
