I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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