no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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