But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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