Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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