Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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