You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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