Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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