Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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