Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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