Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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