called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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