i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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