i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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