you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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