If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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