Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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